Claiming my Collab fic

[firethesound]

Title: The Four Ds of Apparition (or: Destination, Determination, Deliberation, and Dicks)
Team Members: eidheann_writes and firethesound
Word Count: ~36.700
Rating: NC-17
Hogwarts Subject: Apparition
Warnings: too many dick jokes
Summary: After transferring to the Apparition Department, Harry's life becomes one big dick joke. And all his friends are arseholes. So is Malfoy, but what else is new? AKA Harry Potter and the eighteen twenty dicks.
Author's Notes: WE REGRET NOTHING. (except our lateness. Sorry mods!)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.



So. To the surprise of absolutely no one, I'm sure, it turns out that I was half the brainpower behind the dick fic. The other half of the brainpower was Eidheann, and when our powers combine, it turns out that the result is nearly 40k of dick jokes. Neither of us is sorry about it. (And neither were we surprised, because tbh this is actually a pretty good representation of how basically every conversation we have goes...)

I have the good fortune to live sort of near-ish Eidheann, so a large part of the plotting of this thing was done in person (and in public, because apparently neither of us has an ounce of shame) and it was an absolute blast. There was delicious Thai food and lots of laughing, and the general agreement that when it came to writing, it was probably going to go like "bad idea, worse idea." Which it did. One of us would say, "I have this terrible idea!" and the other one would go "You're right, that's horrible, YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO IT." And it was so, so much fun. Absolutely the most fun I've had with writing something in ages. Eidheann was so wonderful to work with. <3

Comments

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

LOL! I am so ridiculously glad it got you guys to write this though -- seriously, it is PRECIOUS, and I'm kind of in love with your Draco's pahaha he's sending Harry dicks omg courting habits :DDD

[firethesound]

<3 <3 <3

Somewhat ridiculous Draco is my favorite Draco. :D

[blithelybonny.livejournal.com]

So much yes to this glorious, hilarious fic. I am fully Team FTS&EW.

[firethesound]

<3 <3 <3

Team FTS&EW... I feel like I should make banners or have pompoms or something. I like it. XD

[blithelybonny.livejournal.com]

All the pompoms!

[eidheann_writes]

Except when we said "that is such a bad idea! Wouldn't it be great if we made it worse?" (Arthur bringing Harry his dick being my fav example.)

[firethesound]

Haha, well, yes. That did happen a lot as well. XD

[capitu]

This fic. <333 I'm still trying to decide which one is my favourite dick. LOL

[firethesound]

ALL OF THEM. :D

(Though Draco would probably vote for his own...)

[capitu]

[firethesound]

OMG I NEED TO TURN THIS INTO AN ICON!! XD

[capitu]

Of course you do!!!!! :D

[gracerene]

Awww, so happy you had so much fun! It was super obvious, as this fic was a blast to read. :)

[firethesound]

I'm glad that came across in it! <3

[snowgall.livejournal.com]

It was a heck of a lot of fun to read too :)

[firethesound]

Aw, thanks! :D

[besamislabios]

This was glorious, so much fun to read! Happy to know you guys had fun writing together. :D

[firethesound]

I'm glad you had fun reading! Fun for all! XD

[avrildulac.livejournal.com]

You both did such an amazing job with this collaboration! I love all the dicks!